PART I:
I'm an artist and as you may or may not know, art can be a messy endeavor. I've subsisted on old work clothes as my art duds for years now, but jeans only last through so many wash and dry cycles before they no longer have the will to go on as viable clothing. So, I bought myself a pair of denim bib-overalls. I've never had a more versatile piece of clothing in my life! I love these things. However, not ever owning a pair before, I didn't realize having the straps a bit too tight would cause my nipples to be rubbed raw..ouch. Solution: apply two knuckle band aids (hourglass shape) and voila! Problem solved.
PART 2:
I had a date later that night so I did a quick cleaning of the house, ran some errands and came home to get ready. I laid out my clothes, removed the protective band aids from my chest and jumped in the shower. Call me a girl if you wish, but I have a habit of applying lotion, head to toe, after I shower. I finished my lotion ritual and looked into the mirror as I started to brush my teeth and...HOLY SHIT!!! (it's probably a good idea to interject at this point the fact that earlier in the day I had spent 20 minutes in a tanning bed) I was staring at my reflection and I now possessed semi permanent, hourglass shaped nipple cones/cups! Reeeeal smooth, Jackass!
Moral of the story: Sometimes only PB & J go together like PB&J.
I'm an artist and as you may or may not know, art can be a messy endeavor. I've subsisted on old work clothes as my art duds for years now, but jeans only last through so many wash and dry cycles before they no longer have the will to go on as viable clothing. So, I bought myself a pair of denim bib-overalls. I've never had a more versatile piece of clothing in my life! I love these things. However, not ever owning a pair before, I didn't realize having the straps a bit too tight would cause my nipples to be rubbed raw..ouch. Solution: apply two knuckle band aids (hourglass shape) and voila! Problem solved.
PART 2:
I had a date later that night so I did a quick cleaning of the house, ran some errands and came home to get ready. I laid out my clothes, removed the protective band aids from my chest and jumped in the shower. Call me a girl if you wish, but I have a habit of applying lotion, head to toe, after I shower. I finished my lotion ritual and looked into the mirror as I started to brush my teeth and...HOLY SHIT!!! (it's probably a good idea to interject at this point the fact that earlier in the day I had spent 20 minutes in a tanning bed) I was staring at my reflection and I now possessed semi permanent, hourglass shaped nipple cones/cups! Reeeeal smooth, Jackass!
Moral of the story: Sometimes only PB & J go together like PB&J.
